They're HEE-ERRRR!!! Did you ever wonder if there really is life on other planets? I'm am now certain of it. Not only is there life on other planets, but I think they send their remedial driving students to Earth to learn to drive. You've seen them...the ones who drive on the shoulder when traffic is a bit slow, or the ones who come ripping through the intersection long after the signal has turned red for them, or my personal favorites, the ones who start slowing down to turn half a mile before they reach the turn itself, signal and all. Yes, friends, we've been invaded...but we don't have to sit still and take it. If you suspect that someone is an alien, report them! If you see someone wait until the last moment to get into the proper lane before a turn, TELL SOMEONE!! Let's make driving safe for earthlings again!! ![]() |