Laws Of The Universe!!!! The most powerful force in the universe is exerted by a frisbee trying under the exact center of a parked car. When the weight of the paperwork equals the weight of the plane, the plane will fly. There is no safety in numbers, or in anything else. The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet! If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. A Smith & Wesson beats four aces. Before you marry a woman, look at her mother...that's what your wife will look like in 20 years. If you want to end droughts in third world countries, take your car there and wash it. It will rain cats and dogs. If your mother and your mother-in-law are the same woman, expect a call from Jerry Springer. It is no coincidence that the same letters that appear in the word 'marital' (as in marital bliss) also appear in the word 'martial' (as in martial arts). |